***Moved over from old blog
"If You Give a Mom a Cookie" by Julie Tilsner
~inspired by Laura Joffe Numeroff's book If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
(saw this in Parenting magazine and thought it was cute enough to be worth typing up to share!)
If you give a mom a cookie,
She's going to want a latte to go with it.
But before she gets a latte, she has to find her toddler's pink ladybug boots.
To find the ladybug boots, she has to venture into the playroom.
When she tries to straighten up the playroom, she finds Daddy's left shoe, the salad b owl, and an open package of graham crackers. She also finds her cell phone.
So she'll yell at her toddler about the cell phone and wake up the baby from his morning nap.
But as she goes in to pick up the baby, the cell phone will ring.
Whe she answers, it'll be the doctor's office reminding her that she had an appointment this morning and would she like to reschedule, say, sometime in November.
While she's trying to mentally recreate her calendar, the baby will start to cry.
Then her toddler will run to see what's the matter and find the graham crackers.
When she finds the graham crackers, there'll be crumbs all over the playroom.
So the mom will get the broom from the hall closet and notice that Daddy forgot to buy diapers last night as she asked.
But she will find her toddler's pink ladybug boots.
And when she finds the pink ladybug boots, she'll remember her emergency stash of diapers in the car.
So she'll wrestle her toddler and her baby into their car seats and drive to the store to buy more diapers and more milk.
While she's buying the milk, she'll remember that she wanted that latte.
And if she manages to order her latte without a tantrum or poop episode from eiother of her kids...
Then she deserves another cookie!
Isn't that cute?? Of course, if it was me, I wouldn't bother straightening the playroom (AKA our living room), wouldn't have gotten around to making the dr's appointment in the first place, and wouldn't have eaten just one cookie to begin with! LOL