This is not a fairy tale -- 2012 Dirty Kanza
|My view at 9:30 Saturday night
I thought back to the words of the Pablove spokesperson at the pre-race meeting: "It's going to be tough out there, but remember: the worst day on the bike can't possibly compare to what children with cancer go through with chemo." I remembered Chrissie Wellington's mantra: "Is my leg broken? No? Then keep going."
Damnit. There was no getting around this. My ride wasn't over.
This is not the story of glorious triumph. The underdog won't shock everyone with an unlikely victory. Despite the presence of a fairy godmother-style benefactor and a
Dirty Kanza is a 200-mile gravel road race through the Flint Hills of Kansas. There is no on-course support; racers are expected to be self-sufficient. You can meet your support crew at three designated checkpoints, located this year at miles 62, 105, and 165. Otherwise, you're on your own. Racers must reach each checkpoint before a designated cutoff time in order to receive the map for the next leg and be allowed to continue. Though the course is well marked, Race Director Jim Cummins will encourage you to use that map: "I can promise that the course was marked yesterday. I can't promise that the markings are still there."
Here are some of the things I was afraid of before this year's DK200:
- ending up out there alone
- getting lost
- having a mechanical issue I couldn't fix (this encompasses most any mechanical issue you could imagine since I have zero bike-fixing skills)
- needing to be picked up and having no idea where I was: "come get me....I don't know where I am"
- being the last one on the course and having no one to help me with any of the above
Leg 1: 62 miles
Since the race director had asked racers to self seed according to expected finish time, we lined up at the back of the 18 hour group...but only because there was nothing further back.
|View from the back
|The dirt roads were well packed by the tires that went before us.
Had I bothered to look at the map, I may have realized before getting home that those red numbers in circles mark off every 5 miles. When I did pull out my map on the third leg, I struggled with judging distance because of the lack of scale. Imagine my irritation when I realized the information had been there all along.
|My Garmin watch died about 86 miles into the race.
I was able to stick with the guys for the first 25 or so miles, but then we spread out and I lost track of where everyone was. I was pretty sure I was in the back until I crept past Luke on the first big climb. It didn't feel nearly as steep as it looks on the elevation profile, but it went on forever. I was thrilled to make it to the top without walking and to see Travis and Justin there. They stopped shortly up the road to wait for Luke and Bob, so I joined them and when the other two caught up we all headed off together.
|Photo credit: Ellen Thompson
|Picture is supposed to be of the cattle guard.
|Nice view, huh? You had to work for it!
I walked some shorter hills in that leg, and it was the right call. I always felt better when I climbed back into the saddle. Still, this early into the race, I was a little thrown by how much I was struggling. I'd said all along that I'd be content as long as I made it further than 105 miles, and now I was wondering just how I'd manage to even get that far. I mean, I knew it would be hard. But it was really hard. And it wasn't even noon.
I can't tell you how happy I was to make it to the first cp. I checked in at the Salsa tent, got my map, and looked around for our crew. I didn't see them, but I did see a bathroom; finding the crew could wait for a moment. Thankfully, Justin rode over to tell me they were at the overflow spot I'd passed on my way to check in.
Luke's wife Becca, Adam's girlfriend Michelle, and Casey were crewing for us, and Emma and Crystal were set up right near as well. By the end of the day they'd merged into this supercrew working together to support a host of us. They were amazing.
|Best. crew. ever.
Emma, Robby (getting ready to head out), Michelle, and Becca. Just missing Crystal, Casey, and Austin.
I don't know what I expected, but this was so much more. I didn't have to do anything but sit and recover. I can't tell you how great it was. I mean, these were the guys' significant others, but they took care of me too like they were there for me. They were our crew, but they really were our crew.
I ate half a Jimmy John's BLT and some strawberries (and maybe a protein drink? I don't remember), and I drank most of a hard lemonade, which was delicious. I re-chamois buttered and grabbed a pre-made baggie of my food. I had to rush a little because the guys, having been there for longer, were ready to go, and I wanted to ride out with them. I knew I'd do much better in a group than on my own.
|Getting ready to roll out
|You can see the hill in the distance. I have only a vague idea of what was where, so the daytime pictures don't necessarily go with the text.
|Such a beautiful day
|Posts like this marked the route at turns.
"Why? Are you planning to?" he asked.
"I wouldn't be surprised," I answered.
"You'll keep riding if you make it to the checkpoint, though, right?" Luke asked.
I looked at him. I really didn't know. This was not my day on a bike, for sure, and the next leg was 59 miles. At this point, I couldn't imagine riding another 59 miles. I was wondering how I was going to make it the rest of this leg.
"I made a deal with myself that I'd at least ride out of any checkpoint I made it to," he explained. "Do that. Then you can see how you feel, even if you only ride a few miles and turn around."
"Ok," I answered, probably a little doubtfully, "Fine."
I hung on for around 20 miles this time. I don't remember a whole lot from this leg, other than reaching the top of a climb to just see amazing views all around us. My pictures don't come close to doing the area justice. If you want to see some absolutely glorious shots of the Flint Hills, check out the Adventure Monkey blog. Eric Benjamin's photos are stunning. Anyway, as we reached the top, Bob mentioned the big downhill that was our "reward" for the climb.
Well, it was maybe a reward for the guys, but we all know that downhills bring my yellow side to the forefront. Remember how I mentioned the mountain biking experience coming in handy? This was another of those spots. The boys bombed down, and while I rode faster than what I would have in the past, my brakes still came into play. Maybe my caution was a good thing, because when I caught up with the guys they had pulled over in a shady spot for Bob to change a flat tire.
|The second creek crossing after we split up
"We need to pick it up," he mentioned.
"Go for it," I replied. I'm pretty sure that wasn't the answer he was looking for, but I just couldn't push any harder. Who am I kidding, really? I couldn't push at all. I can keep going for a long time, but I can't keep going at a decent pace for a long time. Nobody signed up for this race to babysit me, and I didn't want to hold them back, so off they went.
My Garmin had died shortly after the flat tire, and now I realized that my iPod had fallen silent as well. I had borrowed my teenage son's Nano, but I'd neglected to check and see if it was charged. Turned out it was only about half full, and I'd wasted that during the portions of the ride where I had company. Now I had somewhere under 20 miles to ride to get to the next checkpoint, and only my thoughts and the scenery to distract me.
|Beautiful, but no shade on the road.
"Almost there..." he said as I rode past him. Ummmm....I thought, I'm not so sure about that. 9 miles is nothing on a road bike. It's a lot more on gravel, and a lot more for a substandard cyclist who's already ridden 96 miles.
I knew the checkpoint was located at mile 105.7, but I wasn't sure what mile that would be on my screwed-up odometer. Since it was off by around 4 miles on the 62-mile stretch, I was guessing 2 or so more miles on this 44-mile section. I wasn't sure, though, and as the number on the bike computer rose slowly, the time seemed to drain away. Checking the clock near odometer reading 109 or so, I saw that I my time was almost up. I had to check in by 4:30 in order to get the next map, and I was going to be cutting it close.
|Why do I do this to myself??
I didn't want to give up, though. I didn't want to miss it. I wanted to get there; I wanted to beat the clock or fail trying. The opposing feelings warred inside of me as I pedaled. I was hot and sore and tired and lonely, pretty miserable really, and I was pushing as hard as I could to do something I didn't want to do. I hit the pavement as I rode into town, looking around for the checkpoint. Where is it?
The route was still well marked, and I followed it down the road. WHERE IS IT? Riding as hard as I could manage, I saw a small hill ahead of me. You have to be fucking kidding me...they put the checkpoint at the top of a hill?? As I came to the top of the hill, I saw the Salsa tent. They checked me in at 4:27. I'd made the cutoff by 3 minutes.
|This is your brain on 105 miles of Kansas gravel.
I don't remember ever feeling such a mix of triumph and despair. I made it!!!....and now I have to go out again. I pushed my bike to our tent, laid it down, and sank into a chair.
|Shade. Ice. Watermelon. Pickles. So good.
"Get moving," Emma told me, "You don't want your crew to beat you out of here."
Leg 3: 59 miles
When Casey was trying to convince Austin to go out for the second leg, he'd told him, "Just go. Stop every few miles if you need to. I can come pick you up after 20 miles if you're done. Just go." That was pretty much my frame of mind as I rode away: I don't have to do this. I can stop whenever I want to. Someone will come and get me.
It was 5:00 when I left checkpoint 2, and I had no idea how long I'd last. Two things were certain: I couldn't get to CP3 in time, and I wasn't riding the entire 59 miles. Just in case, I'd tucked my headlamp into my bike bag, but I had left my good bike light behind since I wasn't planning to still be out there in the dark.
A few people passed me fairly early on during this leg. Smiley Keith was looking for the Virtus guys, and then the California group, now down to a duo, rode past as I was eating something. After that, I was on my own until I passed some guys waiting at an intersection. "It's that way," they pointed ahead of me. "We're riding down the road to get picked up."
"I envy you!" I called.
"We envy you...a little," he replied.
I rode on, and it was a pretty lackluster effort. By 6:30, when I looked at the odometer, I'd gone maybe 13 miles. I started bargaining with myself about when it would be ok to quit. Just ride til 7:30. That's 2.5 hours. Stick it out til then.
Riding further, I saw what looked like a bicycle laying on the side of the road with a person under it. As I got closer, I realized that it was Justin, who was laying in the road with his bike as he talked on the phone. He'd gotten another flat, and it wasn't fixable even with a boot. He had to call for a pickup. I felt terrible for him, because he'd been riding really strong all day. What a lousy way for his race to end.
Riding away, I considered offering him my bike. He could make the cutoff, and I could wait for a ride. I'd have an excuse to quit. Maybe that's what I should have done, but I didn't. I came to Dirty Kanza to ride, and like it or not (not) that's what I was going to do.
A little later, I came down a road to see a truck pulling away. It stopped, and Emma poked her head out. "I've got a dead Kyle in the back," she told me. Kyle, who also had been having a great day, had been hit by back spasms and unable to continue. He waved at me from the back of the truck. I waved back, but I was looking at Emma with hope in my eyes.
"You're here right now...I could just..." I started.
"No!" she answered. I must've given her a shocked look, because she continued, "I mean, it's your call, but you're going to regret it if you quit. I know you can make it."
I. was. done. I can't tell you how much I wanted to get into that truck, and if she'd been all hey, let's load you up! this race report would probably be finished. But I couldn't quit when she believed in me. I could feel myself getting ready to cry and shoved back the hysterical edge as I told her, "Well, I'm going really slow. It's going to be after 11....you need to make sure somebody's there for me!!"
"I will," she assured me, and then she drove off.
She drove away, and the woman walking on the other side of the road from me as I rode off was the last person I saw for the next 5 hours. "You're doing great! Keep it up!" she called, and all I could muster was a sad wave.
I made it just a little bit past that woman when the tears came. I spent probably the next half hour riding and crying. At one point I was crusing down a rocky hill sobbing. Thank goodness no one could see me; it was a little ridiculous. And had anyone else been out there with me, I probably would have been fine, but it's hard to stay strong when you're on your own.
|"You've spent 30 minutes crying! What are you going to do now?"
"I'm going to walk up this hill!!"
|Reflective tape on course marker
By 9:00 it was dark enough for me to put on my headlamp, and I was very happy to see that the PVC pipe markers had reflective tape on them. They were even harder to miss in the dark than in the light. Still, I was careful to refer to my map regularly on this section when I came to signed intersections. It was bad enough to be riding through the middle of nowhere...alone...in the dark. I did not need to add "lost" to the equation.
|The vast light by which I was riding
At 10:30, I checked in with the crew to see how the guys were doing and to let them know I was still alive.
I'm not sure at which point I decided to ride the full 59 miles. Now, mind you, 10:30 was the time cutoff, so my race was over. I wouldn't be allowed to continue from the checkpoint. This whole leg was something like carrying a baby you're going to put up for adoption: you put in all the effort and pain and emotional baggage, and you go home with nothing to show for it but stretch marks and stitches. But I'm never going to be one of those athletes who's racing others in contention for a win. My race is destined to be between me and the clock; in this case, the clock had won, but I still wanted to reach the finish line. And checkpoint 3 had become my finish line.
By this time, I'd been racing since 6 a.m. 16.5 hours. Pretty much every part of me hurt. I was alone in the dark. And I'd already lost. I'm not a quitter, but I can't tell you how much I wanted to quit. I made a list of reasons it would be ok to give up:
- if I got a flat tire
- if a made a wrong turn. Any wrong turn.
- if I had any kind of mechanical issue
- if I crashed
|We saw a lot of these signs.
Someday I'm going to learn not to do that, because just like last time, my wheel slid and I went down hard on my side. I couldn't have asked for a better place to fall -- all soft dirt, no rocks -- but I twisted my knee on impact. Cue the waterworks, because I immediately burst into tears. Hoping to walk it off, I pushed my bike down the road while I cried.
I could hear all kinds of noises around me as I walked. Over and over I jumped and gasped as critters rustled away in the weeds next to me. Whereas before in the dark I'd simply been conscious of being alone, now I was scared. Climbing back onto my bike, I discovered I couldn't pedal with my left leg; it hurt my knee too much. Eventually I learned that, if I set my left foot on the pedal, it could float around while my right leg did all the work. That was ok on flats, but the first downhill I took was scary, and I couldn't push down on the uphills.
I alternated between walking and riding/coasting, but eventually I realized that it was going to take me forever to finish the ~8 miles I had left. I knew the girls were waiting for me, and I was afraid they were going to miss seeing the guys finish because of me. I also worried my knee was actually injured, rather than just sore, and I didn't want to make it worse. I pulled out my phone to make the call.
I walked/coasted to the next intersection.
I followed the course markings back onto Y Ave. (no signal) and did more walking and coasting until I came face to face with this:
|There was some serious cursing going on.
Noticing a slightly tracked down path to the left of the sign, I followed it around to the bridge. It looked old but stable enough for me. I cautiously walked my bike onto it and then quickly scurried across. Ha. Bridge closed, my ass!
Checked for a signal: nothing.
I kept walking and coasting and checking my phone until finally, at 11:59, I was able to send Emma a text: I fell and hurt my knee. Would you please come get me?
30 minutes later she was there. My 18.5 hour slice of Dirty Kanza was over, but the evening wasn't. We had to get back to Emporia to see the guys finish. By the time we got to the finish line, Robby, Wendy, Jim, and Travis had all finished. Luke, Bob, Adam, and Derrick were still out. At 2:10 or so, the Virtus guys rolled through the finish line to our cheers, and Derrick made it in at 2:27. I was so proud and happy for them all.
|So happy for my friends! Way to go Adam, Travis, Bob, Robby, Luke, and Derrick!